If it is the case that (like me) you lack teeth and cannot afford teeth in this stilted world, then you may incline toward a political lip promising teeth. Say, Bernie Sanders.
Now, why should toothless persons vote for the party which will keep them toothless? GOP. Or should they jaw with the tooth-promising Democrats?
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On most issues both parties favor kleptocrats. However, on the issue of teeth, clearly the Dems are closer to the plate. Or plates.
Chew on that, Republicans!